parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza, via ruinedchildhood)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

(via whatsacanada)

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

(via thelyingrabbit)

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via whatsacanada)

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

image

(via whatsacanada)

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

(via ruinedchildhood)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

image

(Source: saddestblogger, via unitedstatesofjason)

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: onlondontime, via whatsacanada)

lostcivilization:

SPICE RACK!!!!

lostcivilization:

SPICE RACK!!!!

(via theheterophobicguy)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via unitedstatesofjason)